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Funny Real Estate Agent Shirt Sarcastic Realtor Gift Humor Tee | Realtor Appreciation Gift | Real Estate Agent Gift for Women
For the realtor who sells dreams with a smile while quietly managing hidden costs, impossible deadlines, and clients who "just want to look" for the eighth month running. This sarcastic real estate tee is the most honest listing you'll ever see. Clean typographic chest print on premium cotton. Minimalist house icon. The perfect self-purchase or closing gift for every agent who's earned it.
Lightweight and soft, this classic crew tee speaks with dry humor about the reality of home design and renovation. The clean white fabric carries bold black lettering that reads like a candid note from someone who manages expectations — the kind of shirt that starts conversations at client meetings, contractor meetups, or casual weekends on the job. It settles comfortably over jeans or under a work jacket, and the understated palette keeps the message front-and-center without shouting. Wear it when you want to nod at the grit behind beautiful spaces, or gift it to a colleague who understands that good work sometimes comes with surprises.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics: bold black text on white tee; sleeve and neck prints use DTF where applicable
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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